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I have made the switch to iPhone. I now have a sleek-looking black iPhone 4.

Just saying.

Woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

 

Tropical Twist

I’m a fan.

 

100 Things to Do Before I Die

I think this would be called a “Bucket List.”

 

Honoring my 100th blog post here, I decided to include 100 things I’d like to accomplish before I die.  The biggest challenge was coming up with things I haven’t already done yet.  This made me realize how much I’ve lived, even at my age, which I’m not telling you.  I’ve done a lot, and if I died tomorrow, I couldn’t really complain.  Literally.

 

But…there is so much more to life that I want to experience and share.  Here is my bucket list:

 

1)       Tour Europe

2)       Meet Criss Angel

3)       Meet Nikki Sixx

4)       Visit Yellowstone National Park

5)       Get my PhD

6)       Buy three homes

1. One in Nevada
2. One in Hawaii
3. One in Louisiana

7)      Visit all 50 of the United States, even those I’ve been to before

8)       See my old house in California [where I lived as a kid]

9)      Get married

10)    Have at least one kid

11)    Buy an Infiniti G37

12)    Gamble for an entire weekend, without going broke

13)    Scale a mountain

14)    Visit South Africa

15)    Visit Australia

16)   Visit China

17)   Meet Rob Zombie

18)   Go deep sea diving

19)   Invent something

20)   Buy a horse

21)   Play a part in a movie, like a walk-on role or an extra

22)   Write at least 10 books

23)   Be published by a major publisher at least once

24)   Capture something huge on video

25)   Help save someone’s life

26)   Get breast implants [I can wait until 50 for this, I would rather wait]

27)   Start a charity organization

28)   Make amends with everyone I have wronged

29)   Forgive everyone who has wronged me

30)   Teach something

31)   Inspire a child

32)   Help save as many animals as I can

33)   Create something immortal

34)   Visit someone who’s dying and has no one

35)   Write a song

36)   Improve my relationship with my mother

37)   Understand my mother

38)   Give someone a job

39)   Start a movement

40)   Help an addict overcome their addiction

41)   Help find a cure for A.I.D.S.

42)   Adopt at least one child

43)   Learn at least two other languages

44)   Write a book in a different language

45)   Learn to paint

46)   Learn to sculpt

47)   Grow a pumpkin patch

48)   Grow a rose garden

49)   Buy my own burial plot

50)   Plan my own funeral

51)   Open up a bed & breakfast for families of death row inmates in Texas

52)   Open up a safe house for drug addicts and alcoholics in Arizona

53)   Open up a homeless shelter in Nevada

54)   Open up an art museum in California

55)   Plant an oak tree

56)   Open a restaurant

57)   Go camping

58)   Hike the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom and back up

59)   Produce a movie

60)   Design a clothing line

61)   Design a perfume line

62)   Build a cabin in Crown King, AZ

63)   Amass $1,000,000

64)   Type 200 words per minute

65)   Get another tattoo

66)   Visit the Bahamas

67)   Visit Barbados

68)   Climb a tree in the Redwood forest

69)   Live in CA for a year

70)   Reunite with family members I haven’t seen in years

71)   Fly a kite

72)   Drive across the United States from coast to coast

73)   See friends I haven’t seen in years

74)   Drive on the Autobahn in Germany

75)   Thank my high school teachers

76)   Bring back 80s Speed Metal

77)   Grow my hair down past my ass

78)   Do a hair helicopter at age 60 without breaking anything

79)   Write my life story at 65

80)   Learn to salsa dance

81)   Learn to cross stitch

82)   Own a farm

83)   Open a boutique

84)   Fly in a helicopter

85)   Learn American Sign Language

86)   Ride every single ride at Disneyland twice in one day

87)   Ride every single ride at Magic Mountain twice in one day

88)   Visit Disney World in Florida

89)   Sponsor a child in a third world country

90)   Keep an African Violet alive for longer than a month

91)   Open a candle shop

92)   Plan a big wedding for someone [with more than 200 guests]

93)   Create a cliché

94)   Be a guest speaker in some sort of institution for higher learning

95)   Write a book about serial killers

96)   Interview a convicted serial killer who is waiting to die on death row somewhere

97)   Ride a train to another state

98)   Build a wishing well

99)   Help find a cure for cancer

100)   Be completely content with everything in my life, where I’ve been and what I’ve done

 

Love at First Bite

Extra Fruit Sensations is B O M B.

If you ever want to get on my good side, give me some of this.

Chewy, bubbly, juicy and fresh.

I chew it on the regular.

You should too!

(Really, you should.)

 

Kindle for Blackberry – Oh, it’s True

This is quite possibly the best news I’ve heard all year.

You can now download Kindle books and read them ON YOUR BLACKBERRY.  No Kindle required.

This just saved me about $200.

Check it out here:  https://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=klm_lnd_dtl?docId=1000468551

 

The Mobile Phone Wars

I have often wondered what the big deal is with people and their mobile phone upgrades.

I have a Blackberry Curve and I got it for free by renewing my contract with Verizon Wireless. I love my phone, it does everything I need it to do and then some. It’s like having a mini-computer. I like the keyboard and love all the free apps. I realize there are more technologically advanced phones out there, but why does anyone really NEED one?

If you have the money to spend on a new phone in the middle of your contract, great, but why not save it, or use it to travel, or go out for a nice dinner? Wireless companies offer free phones all the time, so what is it about people that compels them to splurge on these high-tech phones that will just plummet in price within 6 months?

You’re all show-offs. You, with your $500 phone you paid full price for.

You’re just too concerned about one-upping the next guy/girl.

If you need a phone to feel important, that makes me sad for you.

And your wallet.

*smh*

 

Sadness

If I told you how I feel,
You would only doubt me;
Call me fake, plastic and unreal,
But I don’t agree.

I’ve grown tired of trying;
Trying to make you see:
Everyday I have spent crying.
All that time I couldn’t be free.

Your lies and deceit are continuous.
I expect nothing except peace.
Away from your prison and inconspicuous,
I rid myself of your emotional disease.

I don’t want your sadness…
I don’t want your misery…
I don’t want your madness…
I just want to be free.

 

My Secret

Some things are not obvious to the naked eye. Some things are inferred, invisible or otherwise obscure.

These things are commonly referred to as “secrets” and they are stored away in proverbial filing cabinets in one’s heart, growing mold and decaying with time.

I have a secret – a big, fat moldy secret that needs to be exposed immediately.

*sigh*

I am a wadder. I admit it, I don’t fold toilet paper to wipe, I am more concerned with EFFICIENCY than how much toilet paper is needed to wipe away what I’ve left behind.

All this time I have been lying about it because I was ASHAMED.

*smh*

I feel better now that I’ve publicly admitted to that.

I feel…CLEANER.

Thank you.

 

Breaking Stuff is Hard to Do

Whenever I have had to deal with a break-up, which, fortunately, has only been three times, I’ve been faced with two, big dilemmas:

1. How long will it be before I have sex again?

-and-

2. What do I do with all the gifts he gave me?

It’s the sex I miss most, following a break up. Let me be honest, cuddling is great but I can’t fall asleep comfortably when I cuddle, and I usually only like to cuddle following sex anyway. Or watching a movie. I am very affectionate, don’t get me wrong, but I just love having that steady sex partner. I love having wicked orgasms.

What about the gifts? Well, I never want to get rid of gifts, it’s kind of rude in my opinion. Even when it’s over between me and someone else, the gifts are still there. Sometimes, I have thrown away cards or letters from an ex, but never jewelry or anything expensive.

If your ex gives you a TV, would you keep it or break it? I don’t know if I could ever break a TV, I think I would feel awful about that. I’ve done a complete system restore on an ex’s computer, but really, that’s not that big a deal because you can always go back to the last restore point.

Have you ever trashed your ex’s gifts to you? If so, how did it feel? Was it exhilarating? Please share your experience(s) with me!

Xoxox

 

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